OMG Oh No No Coverage (names obscured to protect the haplessly hilarious)

J Pa. Highlights of trip so far. A drive-in theatre. Sara Lee Factory. Dead muskrat. Pieroghi truck.
20 hours ago
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J Off to the Poconos in my smelly Chevy Aveo. Wish me luck.
Yesterday at 8:26am via Smart Twitter
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G Safe travels! Enjoy your time there : )
Yesterday at 8:29am ·
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E When my son’s old Honda began smelling like a locker room I placed a bar of Ivory soap under the seat. It did the trick!
20 hours ago
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J Pa. Highlights of trip so far. A drive-in theatre. Sara Lee Factory. Dead muskrat. Pieroghi truck.
20 hours ago
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M Still no possum?
18 hours ago
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J I am the only guest at my B&B except for the owner Steve. He just told me he is going to midnight show of Twilight. Oh oh…
13 hours ago
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ND grab some garlic
13 hours ago
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P hahaha
12 hours ago
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R you could not make this stuff up! hilarious!
12 hours ago
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J It is totally true!!!!
12 hours ago
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KI hope you don’t want room service…
12 hours ago
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JG Don’t worry, J. I’m sure he’s one of those “good” vampires.
11 hours ago
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C you are so funny I know you are going to sleep with your eyes open have fun
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RL There might be a reason why Lithuania and Transylvania sound similar.
10 hours ago
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R …and Pennsylvania!
10 hours ago
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J No cell phone service at my B&B so stay tuned for tomorrow’s tweet. The guy gave me $20 to go to a diner for breakfast. Can’t make this up.
11 hours ago
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You and 2 others like this

K OMG
11 hours ago
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WP No cell phone service? Unable to tweet? Where is this paradise you’ve discovered, J?
11 hours ago
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AL I’m sure you will have stories to tell!

J Morning and no sign of Steve. The coffee place across the street serves night crawlers next to the Breakfast Blend. On to my job.
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R tears in eyes, he types “LOL”
30 minutes ago
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K As long as they’re not IN the Breakfast Blend. Java and bait to go!
25 minutes ago
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10 hours ago
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EQ Don’t keep us in suspense — did you survive the night? What was for breakfast? Was $20 enough? 17 minutes ago
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J” is a friend who is a columnist for a large Eastern newspaper

Russell Imrie is a content producer, webmaster and American Indian blogger living in the Washington DC area.

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